less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands'
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
When did “oh it’s midnight!”
Change to “oh it’s /only/ midnight”
I’ve gauged it to around end of 8th beginning of 9th grade
Pro tip: when someone calls you exotic, call them bland and stale
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it
- parties with glowsticks
- you can move whole rooms and buildings!!
- you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
- sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
- sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
- rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!!
- WOOHOO IS A SKILL
- A U T O S A V E
- YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K O F F
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING