'if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
'

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I will never not reblog this

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9fifty8:

Send me your poetry, I want to read it
miafrederique:

Awwww

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

tony-and-the-tanntrums:

himesamaa:

When did “oh it’s midnight!”

Change to “oh it’s /only/ midnight”

I’ve gauged it to around end of 8th beginning of 9th grade

politicalsexkitten:

Pro tip: when someone calls you exotic, call them bland and stale

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

When someone I like likes me back

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funkyist:

haliilani:

blusteez:

sassafranski:

haliilani:

Early Sunday mornings

😍😍

Why doesn’t this have thousands of notes? it’s perfect.

I love you ^^^

I love watching it on mobile